Death is Divine

|| Jasper || 24 || non binary ||

|| vae/vaem // they/them ||

niceferatu.me || letterboxd

minors don’t follow

Life is Deadly

Worlds smallest plague doctor. If you even care

when my old professor wrote FTM in giant letters on the board and pointed at it dramatically like "this means everything in economics" and I made eye contact with my one guy friend who was shaking and everybody else was sitting there stunned/confused for a bit until he said "follow the money"

i worked at a grocery store and all our in-house products were "Fresh To Market" brand. every single time i rung up one of our own products i would see like "FTM Tomahawk Steak" or whatever. and every time without fail i would think "good for him"

do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

EDIT: stormheart-warden was not the first person to do this

all google results point to his comment tho. i will try more phrases and keep digging. will edit this again if i find it

i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

Cookie run fans will be like "omg rainbow shard god cookie just dropped" like bestie they aren't cookies anymore they don't even look like cookies You are playing People Run

One of them is just sonic the hedgehog

i looove dragon names you meet a dragon in your adventures and he tells you his name is the great pontiferusexhilstrax of the crystalline valley and you just have to accept that. breath attack breath attack breath attack breath attack breath attack

Meanwhile real historical dragon names are just… Big Worm. Big Yawner. Big Mouth. Paw Worm. Cityname. Mountain Stump. Salted Meat.

those are just what humans call them. Ask a Big Yawner his real name and he’ll be SO touched that a visitor finally cared enough to know that he is Vraxagladrionne XII of the Weeping Spire breath attack breath attack breath atta

ok besties, would you survive the narrative?

Cougar (Puma concolor) with vitiligo [x]